So Cicero, one of the Brazilians who live on my floor of the building, just bought a guitar. He’s not a bad guitar player, but I am currently listening to Miss Colorado, her friend Mr. Boston, and the other Brazilians trying to sing. Now the Brazilians aren’t bad, if only because I don’t know what the hell they are singing, so really, who cares, but Miss Colorado is a TERRIBLE singer. Now, let me be clear, I know what bad singing is. My father’s singing is so bad that the people in front of us in church got up from their seats and moved one time. But Miss Colorado is completely tone deaf. Plus she has this nasal kinda whiny voice that really grates even when she just talks. Argh…seriously….it’s killing me. I’ll have to take some video of their “jam sessions” in the kitchen so you all can at least hear how bad her singing is.
Oh God, they’re trying to sing Bon Jovi now…please make them stop.
Here’s the other thing about Miss Colorado. She has all of this music on her iPod from the 80s and she acts as though nobody has heard it before. Right now they’re trying to sing Brian Adams songs, and soon they will be moving on to Rush or some other such nonsense. I guess the Brazilians have never heard them before, but seriously, the other night at the birthday party from one of the women in the dorm, she was listening to something an acting as though it was new and nobody had heard it before. The woman, whose birthday it was, is a little older than me and we gave each other a knowing glance and continued about our business.
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We definitely need at least an audio (if not full audio-visual) recording of this vocal atrocity.
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